I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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