Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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