Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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