yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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