Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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