I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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