seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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