I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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