what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
are you so shy because you have an std?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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