she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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