just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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