I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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