Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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