it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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