plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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