she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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