you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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