It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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