I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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