i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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