Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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