Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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