Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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