he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He did a backflip because drugs
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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