If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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