if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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