When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
