Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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