You're my little dorito
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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