She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
this just has baby written all over it
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize
