he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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