Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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