..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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