Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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