What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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