just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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