I just cut my nipple shaving
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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