gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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