Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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