Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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