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• (323): View more from California

  Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.

  (562): View more from California

  The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt

  (323): View more from California

  fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"

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• (845): View more from New York

  I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?

  (309): View more from Illinois

  No idea. And yes be here at 4

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME

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• (845): View more from New York

  He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Are you ok dude?

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