What tipped you off? The sombrero?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
that is very illegal...i love you.
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