so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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