I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he shaved USA in his pubs
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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