mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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