Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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