I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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