the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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