but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Randomize
