Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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